If you can't say it right, don't say it at all. Just kidding, but we'll probably pick on you. Not a lot, though. We've got that whole "Midwest nice" reputation...
We drank more in Wisconsin this month than Utah has drank since 1896. 9.25" x 10.75" Great for entryways or bathrooms Hand-crafted in Wisconsin
And keep your friends' booze the closest. 10" x 3.5" Made of wood from a tree Hand-crafted in Wisconsin