If you can't say it right, don't say it at all. Just kidding, but we'll probably pick on you. Not a lot, though. We've got that whole "Midwest nice" reputation...
And keep your friends' booze the closest. 10" x 3.5" Made of wood from a tree Hand-crafted in Wisconsin
Who needs a family portrait over the fireplace when you can hang one of these? Polyester 3' x 5'